Rez Nightclub

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Rocking Beach Party

Posted By Rezzer on August 24, 2011

Tuesday night was the perfect night for a Beach Party and no one does it better than Rez and DJ Sideshow. For two hours, revelers shook their stuff on the beach and strutted to the music of the insane Dj Sideshow, otherwise known as the Freakshow.

Prizes included cash and lovely bikinis provided by the sponsor Tall Poppy! Lucky Raymond won a lovely one piece that he was showing off without the slightest compunction. Even Salt came down to enjoy some tasty waves and even better music and good times. Pass the Corona!

The Return of Braveheart

Posted By Rezzer on July 17, 2011

Hey there I am Braveheart! I named myself after the Mel Gibson Character because i love freedom. Freedom of thought, of action and of the need for personal undergarments

I come to you from the Island of Mauritius where I provide electrical power generation to sell for exorbitant sums of money using my own proprietary technology.

In my spare time i harvest coconuts and spear fish to feed the impoverished inhabitants of the southern portion of the island who I have bankrupted with my exorbitantly high electric service prices.

I enjoy stamp collecting, snake photography and crawling on my belly at the beach at sundown in search of Ubutu clams, a delicious local delicacy that i refuse to share with the impoverished inhabitants of the southern portion of the island.

My taste in women ranges from chocolate to vanilla…I love to add my own special frosting to complete them. I am speaking metaphorically of course.

I love to travel extensively through the world and have been known to go to the airport at the drop of a hat and show up on a persons doorstep on just a whim so don’t be afraid to get in my box and just say hi and give me your home address! Tee Hee

Note from Editor – “this is what happens when DJs just tell me to make stuff up about them”