The 2012 Second Annual Death Match took place at the Arena of Doom last night above the Rez Nightclub and Mall. It was a jam packed event with over 90 avatars attending to watch the Rez Girls and the Ambrosia Dancers square off against each other in a winner take all battle royale. What could be better than scantily clad sexy dancers squaring off against one another and bouncing physics enabled boobies against each other in a climactic fight to the finish?
What is Death Match? Its an arena where a circle in the middle. The Combatants step in to the center and wait for the command to fight. At that point the floor surrounding the disc the are standing on vanishes and they are left standing there. They then attempt to push each other off. The loser is the one who plummets 2700 meters into the cold ocean below the REZ.
The Rez girls line up and are ready for action sporting the Purple goodness colours of the REZ. They plan out the strategy for Death Match finding the best pair ups for the girl on girl action.
Ready for action!
Sure, the REZ girls were a bit ghetto looking compared to the snazzy outfits that the Ambrosia Dancers were sporting. But the REZ Girls are tough as nails and that comes out in the ensuing match ups.
The Ambrosia dancers came out strong sending successive REZ Girls plunging to their deaths in the first 7 match ups. But REZ Girls are used to being the underdog and being pushed around by big sisters. In the following multi dacner girl on girl action they began to inch back to victory on the score board as Sideshow announced the blow by blow (wink,wink) action that was unfolding. The capacity crowd was going absolutely wild with many people commenting on how unusual and different this was to the usual Second Life experince.
In the end, in the final free for all 10 on 10 match, it was one dancer left standing for REZ night club, enough to clinch the final victory with a score of 18 – 17 in favor of REZ. The Ambrosia dancers were worthy opponents, but in the end luck favored the purple!
You have to experience the latest craze at our sister club GRIND. Byngo Bonus is just like traditional Bingo with a skill factor that makes it legal for SL. The greatest thing about it is that it is hosted on servers outside of Second Life so as many as 200 cards could be out for any given game leading to huge jackpots!
It is so easy to play. You pick out a comfy chair and settle in. Pay the main board and a card rezzes in front of your chair. The countdown begins and it is time for you to pay attention. As each number is called you need to touch the corresponding number that is on your card. Easy enough.
The skill element of the game comes in to play when a Bonus Byngo marker appears. There are 5 per game essentially acting as a joker and you must place them strategically. The winners of the game are awarded lindens for completion of one though 4 lines and for a full card.
Additionally, there is a contest each Sunday that you must qualify for that has prizes up to 20000 Lindens. Speaking of large prizes, there is a Superpot up for grabs that is awarded to the player that completes a bingo card in 50 rounds or less. Recently that pot has been as high as 800,000 Lindens which translates into almost $3,000 US Dollars at the current exchange rates.
Make sure you come to THE GRIND to check out this exciting new way to kill some time and brain cells and deplete your linden account faster than you can say Bingo!
Just follow this SLurl to find the amazing freshly decorated and sumptuous new BINGO parlor located in the sky above the GRIND.
One of the best entertainers at REZ is none other than our very own Lynn. Lynn Wylder knows how to really get the crowd going and interacting with her. When combined with the occasional bottle of rum her personality comes to the forefront with a vengeance and steamrolls across the dance floor leaving a shattered mass of pixel humanity in its wake.
She is at times irreverent and at other times totally out of control. Her shows are characterized by frequent outbursts and lengthy rants about random things that happen in Second Life as well as in the real world.
She has the dubious distinction of being the most notecarded entertainer in the club. A typical notecard goes something like this: “Your DJ doesn’t shut up and ruins all the songs. I brought my wife in to dance at your establishment and your DJ started to go on and on for 5 minutes about some things that i consider to be very rude and NOT funny”
Well obviously, this person has no sense of humor. Or perhaps he just came to listen to music and not an entertainer. In any case, the door is always open for their rapid exit from the venue.
On one typical night, Lynn was describing how some guy touched her in a real life club and how she turned around and clocked a 6 foot monster in the jaw and laid him out. Then she finished him off with a swift kick to the nuts. That’s one way to learn politeness, Lynn style.
Lynn has an interesting following that includes some of the more eccentric mutants of SL She somehow seems to connect with the people from the UK. Perhaps it is her insane cackle and affinity for bangers and mash. You will find out little tidbits about Lynn that will cause you to want more and more. You will find out that her mother is named Crazy Old Broad and that she has a cat that is larger than a pregnant lion. And that is just for starters.
When Lynn is performing there is no holds barred. Nothing is sacred and nothing is off limits. Get your notecards ready because we love when we get them!
